Magical Glow in the Dark Unicorn Sharts in a Jar, Marzipan with Vanilla Cream is the Sweet Aroma from Scotland’s Unicorns, Certificate of Authenticity Included, Cruelty & Gluten Free, Vegan, Organic

MAGICAL GLOW IN THE DARK UNICORN SHARTS IN A JAR are a perfect gift for the person who has everything and that twisted humor friend. Not to be confused with Magical Unicorn Farts in a Jar, UNICORN SHARTS are incredibly difficult to capture. So rare that these are the very FIRST ever UNICORN SHARTS captured,

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MAGICAL GLOW IN THE DARK UNICORN SHARTS IN A JAR are a perfect gift for the person who has everything and that twisted humor friend. Not to be confused with Magical Unicorn Farts in a Jar, UNICORN SHARTS are incredibly difficult to capture. So rare that these are the very FIRST ever UNICORN SHARTS captured, bottled and preserved. They were strategically captured during the Bow and Arrow Questing Season from October 1 through November 14, 2015 at Sunrise on Barone Hill on the Isle of Bute in Western Scotland. Only a Sunrise Surprise can produce the extremely rare GLOW IN THE DARK UNICORN SHART. Unicorn’s poop rainbows and fart glitter so you will see a little of both in MAGICAL UNICORN SHARTS IN A JAR. Marzipan with a Hint of Vanilla Cream is the Sweet Aroma of the Unicorn Blessing from the hills surrounding Rothesay Castle, the first to use a Unicorn in their Royal Coat of Arms. We obtained an official Questing Unicorn License from the Department of Natural Unicorns of the Unicorn Hunters of Lake Superior State University. Please note: No Unicorns were injured or killed while capturing the MAGICAL GLOW IN THE DARK UNICORN SHARTS IN A JAR. Sweet Talk was our questing device and NO VIRGINS were used as bait. NO ARTIFICIAL Light was used to lure the unicorns as we surprised them at sunrise to capture the rarely seen MAGICAL GLOW IN THE DARK UNICORN SHARTS. These make excellent converstion starters, especially if you are the Human Resources person who conducts interviews. In as few as 20 seconds you can read if the interviewee is a perfect fit for your organization in how they react to your MAGICAL GLOW IN THE DARK UNICORN SHARTS IN A JAR. Don’t be fooled by imposters as these come with a Stamped Certificate of Authenticity and are numbered for the 2015 Questing Season. They are Gluten Free, Vegan, Cruelty Free, 100% Certified Organic, Truth in Labeling of Natural Ingredients and Green Office Certified. Buy several, including one for yourself…..You know you want one.

Product Features

  • BE ONE OF THE FIRST to give this rare and never seen before MAGICAL GLOW IN THE DARK UNICORN SHARTS
  • UNICORN FARTS are so last year and your friends will be so jelly that you have the magic in the jar.
  • MAKES AN EXCELLENT GIFT and comes with a Certificate of Authenticity. Captured in Western Scotland.
  • CRUELTY FREE (No Unicorns were injured), Vegan, Organic, Gluten Free, Sulphate Free, PH Balanced.
  • THESE MAGICAL UNICORN SHARTS can’t be transformed into Unicorn Poop. “Just add water” will not work

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